About legal amphetamine

Are you tired of illegal drugs? They can really ruin your fun, can't they? Not only will they get you in trouble with the law, but they can also be very dangerous. In the morning all you say when you wake up is "I'll never use it again". But you do and you end up worse than every other time. Well why do you need to kill yourself over illegal and harmful drugs, since you can have an alternative that's best for you. Sounds impossible, doesn't it?
Well first of all, legal amphetamine is LEGAL worldwide - cops won't be bothering you at your party just because you're having so much fun in a legal way. And it's harmless - all of the side effects you still remember, while you try to forget 'em, when you just can't get up, but you feel your insides dying to come out and you feel your head is about to explode. Well, none of the headaches, nausea, etc are to happen when using legal amphetamine. And last, but not least - it's cheap. And all of that with an effect, more awesome than cocaine's. You can't get a drug better than legal amphetamine on the market.